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6:06am April 24, 2014

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

6:05am April 24, 2014
12:19am April 24, 2014

missoswinwinchester:

licklucifer:

millerashley022:

the-disney-elite:

When it comes to hair, I think I’m an Ariel.

(…although I’ve DEFINITELY had my Mulan moments!)

I definitely do the meg

oh god no i’m a tinkerbell

i do the braid thing like elsa a lot, but i do the ariel & tinkerbell thing too.

12:17am April 24, 2014

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

12:17am April 24, 2014
thatcerealkiller:

devildoll:

thatcerealkiller:

devildoll:

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12:13am April 24, 2014

lizthefangirl:

lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

was that lumos5001 commenting on my post

12:13am April 24, 2014

"better get off Tumblr now"

hugs-and-good-music:

image"but wait what is that?!"

12:12am April 24, 2014
airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me

lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

12:06am April 24, 2014

scratchthemaven:

americachavez:

no tumblr you’d want to be the winter soldier on the streets, and bucky barnes in the sheets because bucky barnes would definitely be better at sex come on

12:06am April 24, 2014

clangnbang:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

MY FEEEEEEELS

2:01pm April 23, 2014
forensic-dragons:

philliptunalunatique:

jaygh4stly:

omg i was going to reblog this anyway and then motherfucking kanye appears

omfg what

Kanye makes this whole thing perfect

forensic-dragons:

philliptunalunatique:

jaygh4stly:

omg i was going to reblog this anyway and then motherfucking kanye appears

omfg what

Kanye makes this whole thing perfect

2:00pm April 23, 2014
thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.

Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

1:57pm April 23, 2014

californicatinq:

you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head

12:41pm April 23, 2014

the-treble:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?